Title: God Rest Ye Merry Werewolves
Author: Persephone Yavanna the Entwife
Pairing/Characters: Harry, Fenrir, Hermione and Kreacher
Wordcount: 3625
Rating: G for gen (in other words, completely work-safe!)
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: JK Rowling and assorted others have rights to create derivative works within the Potterverse, but I am not one of those licensees, unfortunately. Rather not be sued for playing with the characters, though . . . not making a profit here, just exploring the characters and situations created by the esteemed Ms. Rowling.
Summary: Harry returns early from Christmas festivities at the Burrow
Author Notes: Occurs after Wolf at the Door. The Yule Log is a NYC tradition, where commercial-free Christmas music is played on Christmas Eve by area stations -- the original TV station that started the tradition used to show a burning fireplace for the video portion of the show.

( God Rest Ye Merry Werewolves )

I blame foudebassan for this -- she introduced me to the auto-drabbler and suggested I put Fenrir in as one of the characters. It came out surprisingly coherent, so I thought I'd share the silliness. (Especially since the holidays are rapidly approaching.)


I Saw Hermione Kissing Santa Claus

Fenrir woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one laconic box that looked like a book.

Then Fenrir noticed that Hermione was out of bed too. She must not have been able to wait for her presents either.

Fenrir thought that he would surprise Hermione. Maybe even sneak up behind her and lick her on her musical tongue. That always made Hermione opalescent.

Fenrir crept joyously down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its effervescent lights, and the presents, heaped up ferociously, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Hermione. Kissing someone.

Fenrir was so angry, he picked up a bunny slipper from a table and threw it gloriously on the floor.

They both looked around.

"Hermione, you lupine wolf!" Fenrir yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Fenrir looked and then rubbed his finger and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Hermione said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what a tasty kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Fenrir said snarkily. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be intelligent."

That seemed reasonable. Fenrir went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like a fish needs a bicycle. He made Fenrir's tooth feel all vapid.

"You see?" Hermione said lovingly and Fenrir saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.

I think I'd like to start a meme here on IJ/LJ.

Write a micro-fic -- a story in just six words. (You can see some examples here.)

Post it in a comment here and in your own journal.

It'll be fun to see what folks come up with, within a form even more constrained than the drabble.

Here are two I wrote:

Fenrir picked his teeth, saying, “Yummy . . .”

Fenrir isn’t fussy — he enjoys nomming.

Edited to add another:

"Tofu again?" Fenrir asked Hermione, aghast.

This piece has been written for HP Thematic Fanfiction Challenge's Round 10 - D/s and BDSM fest. It is also a prezzie for rakina, since she loves Remus/Harry and she was kind enough to send me something recently.


Title: A Boy and His Wolf
Author: Persephone Yavanna the Entwife
Pairing/Characters: Harry, Remus and Hagrid
Wordcount: 2818
Rating: G for gen (in other words, completely work-safe!)
Warnings: None, although some domination/submission is part of the story
Disclaimer: JK Rowling and assorted others have rights to create derivative works within the Potterverse, but I am not one of those licensees, unfortunately. Rather not be sued for playing with the characters, though . . . not making a profit here, just exploring the characters and situations created by the esteemed Ms. Rowling.
Summary: Written for the prompt The 'pet' allowed to Hogwarts students is a 'modified' human slave, trained to serve his or her owner personally, at first as an assistant which can include personal servant, tutor or nursing roles, then later as the wizard or witch's first lover. Harry receives the pet his parents had bought for him when Hagrid brings him to Gringotts for the first time
Author Notes: This is technically pre-slash, although no real slashing occurs since this is taking place before Harry enters Hogwarts.

( A Boy and His Wolf )

Title: Poisson d'Avril
Author: Persephone Yavanna the Entwife
Pairing/Characters: Lucius, Narcissa, Severus, Peter, Remus, Lily, Sirius, Bellatrix, Rodolphus, Rabastan and Horace
Wordcount: 8411
Rating: G for gen (in other words, completely work-safe!)
Warnings: None, to my mind, but hints of femdom and mild language might offend the more sensitive souls
Disclaimer: JK Rowling and assorted others have rights to create derivative works within the Potterverse, but I am not one of those licensees, unfortunately. Rather not be sued for playing with the characters, though . . . not making a profit here, just exploring the characters and situations created by the esteemed Ms. Rowling.
Summary: Severus gets some unexpected help in turning the tables on Sirius Black
Author Notes: The title comes from the French term for April Fools. This is also my first Marauders-era story.

( Poisson d'Avril )

Title: Puppy Pile
Author: Persephone Yavanna the Entwife
Pairing/Characters: Remus and Fenrir
Wordcount: 1138
Rating: G for gen (in other words, completely work-safe!)
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: JK Rowling and assorted others have rights to create derivative works within the Potterverse, but I am not one of those licensees, unfortunately. Rather not be sued for playing with the characters, though . . . not making a profit here, just exploring the characters and situations created by the esteemed Ms. Rowling.
Summary: One of the things Remus had missed most about his time as Dark Arts professor was the children.
Author Notes: Happy Birthday Remus!

( Puppy Pile )

This piece has been written for luciusfqf's Lucius Malfoy Fuh-Q-Fest.


Title: The House-elves’ Dilemma
Author: Persephone Yavanna the Entwife
Pairing/Characters: Lucius, Narcissa and assorted house-elves (contains OEC -- Original Elf Characters)
Wordcount: 1422
Rating: G for gen (in other words, completely work-safe!)
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: JK Rowling and assorted others have rights to create derivative works within the Potterverse, but I am not one of those licensees, unfortunately. Rather not be sued for playing with the characters, though . . . not making a profit here, just exploring the characters and situations created by the esteemed Ms. Rowling.
Summary: Written for the prompt Dobby has gone, set free by that blasted Potter boy and his loathsome sock. Lucius is devastated beyond words.
Author Notes: I'd planned on writing something along these lines for a while, but had never done so. This fest gave me a reason to tell things from the house-elves' point of view.

( The House-elves’ Dilemma )

Here's the last serving of "pease porridge" (9 months old), fourth of the stand-alone vignettes from "Contingencies", originally published on LiveJournal on December 24, 2006. Author notes slightly changed from the LJ original. Not terribly seasonal at the present moment, but given that stores are already putting out Christmas gear by me, perhaps not that far off the mark in the greater scheme of things.

Title: Deck the Halls
Author: Persephone Yavanna the Entwife
Pairing/Characters: Draco, Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy
Wordcount: 5,016
Rating: G for gen (in other words, completely work-safe!)
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: JK Rowling and assorted others have rights to create derivative works within the Potterverse, but I am not one of those licensees, unfortunately. Rather not be sued for playing with the characters, though . . . not making a profit here, just exploring the characters and situations created by the esteemed Ms. Rowling.
Summary: The Malfoys decorate for the holidays
Author Notes: This holiday-themed piece was inspired by the PotterPuff picture above. Takes place after Fatherly Advice.

( Deck the Halls )

Another serving of "pease porridge" here, third of the stand-alone vignettes from "Contingencies", originally published on LiveJournal on December 20, 2006. Author notes slightly changed from the LJ original.


Title: Fatherly Advice
Author: Persephone Yavanna the Entwife
Pairing/Characters: Lucius and Abraxas Malfoy
Wordcount: 1,134
Rating: G for gen (in other words, completely work-safe!)
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: JK Rowling and assorted others have rights to create derivative works within the Potterverse, but I am not one of those licensees, unfortunately. Rather not be sued for playing with the characters, though . . . not making a profit here, just exploring the characters and situations created by the esteemed Ms. Rowling.
Summary: Lucius has a chat with his father
Author Notes: This story is dedicated to my father, as it was written on the tenth anniversary of his death. Unfortunately, his portrait does not speak.

( Fatherly Advice )

As mentioned a few days ago, here is another of the stand-alone vignettes from "Contingencies", originally published on LiveJournal on December 8, 2006. Author note is unchanged, since it is still apropos.


Title: Academic Jeopardy
Author: Persephone Yavanna the Entwife
Pairing/Characters: Severus, Mr. Crabbe and Mr. Goyle
Wordcount: 2,580
Rating: G for gen (in other words, completely work-safe!)
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: JK Rowling and assorted others have rights to create derivative works within the Potterverse, but I am not one of those licensees, unfortunately. Rather not be sued for playing with the characters, though . . . not making a profit here, just exploring the characters and situations created by the esteemed Ms. Rowling.
Summary: Death Eater parent-teacher conferences
Author Notes: First time writing fanfiction, Potterverse or otherwise. This is the second of the stand-alone vignettes from my NaNoWriMo 2006 project to be "published" on LiveJournal.

( Academic Jeopardy )

As threatened promised yesterday, here is the first helping of "pease porridge" -- one of the stand-alone vignettes from my NaNoWriMo 2006 writing project, now referred to as "Contingencies", and my first-ever attempt at writing Potterverse fanfiction -- or any type of fanfiction, for that matter. It was originally published on LiveJournal on December 5, 2006 -- the author note is the same one I used there, since it's still appropriate.


Title: Whisky and Minerva
Author: Persephone Yavanna the Entwife
Pairing/Characters: Severus and Minerva
Wordcount: 650
Rating: G for gen (in other words, completely work-safe!)
Warnings: None, unless one hates cats
Disclaimer: JK Rowling and assorted others have rights to create derivative works within the Potterverse, but I am not one of those licensees, unfortunately. Rather not be sued for playing with the characters, though . . . not making a profit here, just exploring the characters and situations created by the esteemed Ms. Rowling.
Summary: Severus loathed shortbread, porridge and all things Scottish -- except whisky. And Minerva.
Author Notes: First time writing fanfiction, Potterverse or otherwise. This is the first of the stand-alone vignettes from my NaNoWriMo 2006 project to be "published" on LiveJournal.

( Whisky and Minerva )